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TOSSER

Coloquialism in BMW GS model motorbiker circle. Developed from religious ceremony of Hogroast, run by Bakerman, CULT LEADER.

Bakes is a tosser. Means: Bakes is a great guy

by Grizz February 10, 2005

TOSSER

Can also mean someone who 'loves themselves' too much, such as being too vain or having high regard for oneself.

Look at that tosser, with his moosed up hair and up turned collar

by choosebro August 25, 2005

tosser

ok, here's the true explanation: while the word wanker is a more general and term for expressing disdain for somebody, the word tosser describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way. or someone whose explanation of a word consists solely of another synonym.

"well at first i thought this guy delivers, but in the end he was just another tosser." A asks: hey, what does tosser mean? B answers: duh, it means: wanker. A thinks: what a tosser. B thinks: damn, i'm smart... ;-)

by klugscheisser July 02, 2007

A - Tosser

someone who tosses off - another name for a Wanker (one who suffers from chronic masturbation)

You Tosser - (You Wanker) A Tosser - (A Wanker)

by Urbanite August 10, 2005

Tosser

Noun, British slang; slightly offensive term: dick head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb on the tree. Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."

When the cop got to my car and asked for my ID, he realized he'd pulled over the wrong car; what a tosser!

by Gillis1000 January 04, 2009

tosser

English insult. Implies that the person masturbates excessively. Also see Wanker.

Hi I'm a Townie. Tosser.

by Danny Romer March 24, 2003

tosser

Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.

eckham's a fuck-useless tosser. Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I have copyrighted the word "Tosser" for my new adult entertainment film. Please remove it from your site or i will be forced to take legal action. May i suggest replacing it with the term "Wanker"."

by Anonymous March 18, 2003