A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating. 2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.
1. There was a guy in the park having a wank in the bushes. 2. Then the entire conversation degenerated into complete wank.
British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as: josseling flogging the dolphin playing tug of war pumping your fist having a "german tank" having a "down town jeremy brown" having a "five knuckle shuffle" having "one on the house" American terms include: beating off whacking off jerking off
he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?
Usally at schools Cool/Popular kids wank while the nerds are Wankers.
Once We've finished wanking we will go and get Tom to do our Homework.He's such a wanker
To wank- masturbate Or...that was wank (describing something shit)
John:fuck i need a wank...the bitch didnt giv any last night Ben:oh man that sucks John:that film last night was shit Ben: yeah it was fuckin' wank
(v.) To masturbate. (adj.) A blow-off, something boring.
Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank! Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!
1. Masturbation. 2. n. Rubbish. e.g. "Don't talk wank". 3. v. To masturbate. As in "My brother wanks all the time and he's got perfect eyesight".
As in "If you have a wank every day you'll go blind".
a derogatory british word describing the gentle art of masturbation often misused by americans. Hence: 1)wanking- not wanking off 2)wanker- not wank 3)a situation can be a wank
1) i was wanking (when my mother walked in). i had a wank. 2) Graham is a wanker. Americans are wankers. 3) That was a wank(the film, lecture, class, job interview etc).