Country Dictionary

a boss in Resident evil

It's name is yawn...

1: a frequently used verb in Clova talk 2:a show of masculance in a challenging situation...also directly linked to Clova talk

1: "I yawn that shit!"
2: "Try and head-shot me! I bet you miss."
"HHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!!!"

Yawn, the nickname of the homofag who frequents ASC dboards.

Yawn is a toggaf. Don't be such a Yawn. Hey, did someone smear shit on your face? You look like Yawn.

Bedtime, or whenever you're sleepy or tired, or just bored.

Whenever I'm on the phone, I get yawn time even tho I'm Not bored!

Sometimes called "Yoner", is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. They will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. They will usually happen in the morning, often during class or at work.

Guy 1: Woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners

When someone else has yawned close by you, or you feel the intense need to yawn and are opening your mouth like a goldfish but it just aint coming... frustration squared!

Cecily: *yawn*
Girl close beside Cecily: *opens mouth* *feels intense need to yawn* Darnit Cecily, now I'm in yawn limbo because of you! *opens mouth again*

a simile for a particularly large vagina, named so because it resembles a hippo yawning. minus the big teeth a hippo possesses of course. that would just be weird.

a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.

trevor : how'd it go with that slag last night then?
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil