A fork of Rural Dictionary
having sex with someone new without ever intending to.
Aubrey: I tried calling you yesterday after work 3 times but you didn't answer.
Brad: Yea, sorry man, i dropped Jeremy off at home and then i got some accidental pussy from his roommate. It was some good hot pocket.
when a woman is giving a blow job and suddenly laughs , casuing the semen to burst through her nostrils.
oh man, just as we were getting there, she laughed and ended up giving me an accidental dragon
When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.
What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.
Accidental anal.
When a broadcaster padding out a show or going off-script says something cringe-inducing or excessively long-winded while trying to be sophisticated or artful with their words, in a manner similar to the comedic fictional television personality Alan Partridge.
Adrian Chiles segueing from a harrowing humanitarian news item to some light-hearted banter is peak accidental partridge
When you don't really realize what you are doing and have sex with someone but it was a total accident and you didn't mean for it to happen.
"The other night i took her home from a party because she was cold and i had accidental sex with her, because I was pissed at the girl i was wheeling"
When u take selfies by accident , posing without knowing
I took an accidental selfie on train
The accidental techie is usually a person who understands computers or office equipment better than most in the organization, and can figure out how to adapt the knowledge to the organization's needs. This is the go-to person for technology issues at an office that doesn't have or can't afford tech support.
After Jason fixed Ellie's screen resolution he quickly became the accidental techie.