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Someone telling a spectacularly dull story, and is fully into it.

Dave was almost frothing at the mouth talking about his iphone last night. Thought he was going to boregasm.

A disappointing orgasm generally stemming from masturbating to uninspiring porn.

I was watching this horrible porn the other day and had a boregasm. Better than nothing though.

Boregasm happens when a man is masturbating or having sex and for some reason the stimulation stops just in time to prevent the orgasmic feelings, but not soon enough to stop ejaculation. Unless you are a zealot who believes that all pleasure is a sin but procreation is a must, this is a situation that is best avoided.

Nice timing mum, i said keep out of my room when im reading. You gave me a boregasm you bitch.

To have an orgasm when one is bored you see this a lot in live webcam chat. The giveaways are usually vaping drinking bottled water or studying ones nails intently while faking it.

I was watching the Russian webcam girl last night. Boregasm is all I can say.she basically. Phoned it in!

Bore-gasms. Verb..the act of pleasuring yourself during the pandemic. Also when you can't get a date but dont care to find someone. Or been married for a long time.

Damn Maximo i said to myself. There isn't anything on TV. Can't leave the house cause of pendemic Porn and a good boregasm it is.