A fork of Rural Dictionary
Squat Cobbler aka Hoboken Squat Cobbler A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around" Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal. A costume is often involved. Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry. Also known as; Boston Cream Splat Full Moon moon pie Simple Simon the Ass man Dutch Apple Ass First defined on S2Ep2 of Better Call Saul, where Jimmy McGill fabricates it's usage to get a client off.
We always figured Pryce was a Squat Cobbler, he often had pie on the seat of his pants.
Cobbler Gobbler - This term is used to describe a person, be it male or female, who has at one point performed oral sex on a woman.
Kate, you're such a cobbler gobbler!
A pristine vagina that tastes so good when you eat it, it gives off the tasty flavor of a cobbler.
Kaela's pussy cobbler was so delicious I just want to eat it all the time!
Sexual proclivity that the person(s) get aroused by sitting in a pie or person(s) getting aroused by watching someone sitting in a pie. Referenced by character Saul Goodman from the TV series "Better Call Saul".
Saul the attorney to the police officers "My client gets paid to produce a video that shows him ummmm sitting in a pie among other things" it's called Squat Cobbler.
When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around. There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry. Also known as Hoboken Squat Cobbler Full Moon Moonpie Boston Cream Splat Simple Simon The Ass Man Dutch Apple Ass
Tecnically they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. Just a man. A fully clothed man I might add, just all by himself. Just Mr. Wormald...Fully clothed....uh....yeah Doing what? Squat Cobbler
When a girl wakes up the next morning and realizes she has a crusty top of jizz on her head.
After a long night of partying, the whole sorority woke up with cobbler tops.