A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you lick from the toes to the nut sack, you stick a bottle of mustard in the persons' ass hole. And you squeeze the bottle of mustard until their eyes turn yellow. And once you remove the bottle of mustard they should shit out hotdogs. Aka shit dogs.
"Me and Karen just did it in the den."
a nickname for an ever so popular strip club chain. Delilah's Den
"Hey let's go to the Den tonight."
A group of famefags on Twitter larping Game Of Thrones and known for telling smockeries like falsely taking credit for arrests.
"Have you heard The Dragons Den was responsible for Amos Yee's arrest?" "That was just another smockery, the leader is a major famefag."
A colloquial term referring to the hotel chain commonly known as the ‘Comfort Inn.’ The first guesthouse under that name was a Brothel operating in Pittsburg in 1924, known for being simultaneously classy and, at times, filthy – the original hotel’s sign on Main Street actually read ‘Cum Fort Inn’. Unconfirmed Reports of contracting syphilis from the bar stools in the lobby were common, and the rooms were obviously no better. So today The Cum Fort Inn continues the tradition of superficially clean cesspools of human bodily fluid disguised as discount hotel rooms. The Cum Fort Inn remains an American institution, lovingly nicknamed by its many fans ‘the Semen den.’
Norman went to the semen den for his biweekly visit with Laquisha, his long-term prostitute. On this occasion, he forgot his prophylactics – fortunately, upon reaching under the bed, he found a variety of lightly used condoms from the room’s previous occupants. ‘thank god for the Semen Den’, he whispered to himself before plunging into the diseased escort.
The hallway which leads to the offices where employees get written up, suspended, or terminated.
"I could swear I saw Freddie this morning." "He must have gotten sent to the discipline den! Hope he still has his job!"