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understanding without explaining, being charitable, morally generous.

He looked beyond your flaws, that is total Gertness!

A sudden, fart-like burst of wind released from the nose when attempting to contain laughter.

The joke was so funny that it made Lisa gert.

A greeting, often used in place of "hello" or "hey." This word can be used to greet nearly anyone. For instance, in the song "I'm Goin' In" by Lil Wayne, Drake, and Young Jeezy, the line "Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how you doin'?" can be replaced with the line "Gert motherfucker, gert, gert, how you doin'?"

"Gert, Mr. President." *Ring *ring, *ring *ring...."Gert?"

Adjective/ The feeling of accomplishment, happiness, often used with accordance to bert and mert. Origins : Canada, Ms Tanino's Class Synonym: Wonderful Funderful Orgasm Antonym: Bert Used In reference Of Frankenstein, Bert and Mert

Aman: This Book Id Gert Avi: What Book Aman: Frankenstien Aaron: Its Mert Avi: Its Bert Aman Gert Aaron: Mert Avi: Bert

a cat's anus

-dude look at my cat's fuckin gert -swaaaat

A grenade, especially one used in a video game

Damn... son, I just got gerted!

"Gert" is another way to express hatred without using foul language such as: bitch, cunt, whore, slut, skeeze, etc.

She is such a gert.