A fork of Rural Dictionary
an avocado blessed by a priest
Nathan: *tells a story of utter perplexity*
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."
OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.
Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"
"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
Discharge form a womens vagina, that is so thick it leaves a greenish trail in her underwear.
Damn girl! You need to get checked! Your vagina left a guacamole trail in your panties
When you're black and you use a straw to suck the diarrhea out of your girls butt and then funnel it back into her nose. Leaving her senseless.
Lakesha had food poisoning so I gave her some African Guacamole. She seems better now. She also had some chips.
mix together 2 oz. of beer, a shot of tequila, a splash of Tabasco, and a spoonful of guacamole in a whiskey glass. Shoot it in one gulp or sip it for prolonged gratification.
I bought a friend of mine a Guacamole Shooter for her birthday.
When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around
Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.
When someone takes a massive runny green shit and tries to pass it off as guacamole
Steve: "Damn bro I just had green diarrhea"
Greg: "Cool let's bring some Benjamin's guacamole to the party"