Country Dictionary

Greasy lunch.

I think a freight train ran me over, I need hangover food- let's go grab gunch at that nasty ass wings place around the corner.

Noun. A person who is a grouchy, bitch, cunt.

Anna: "Alice is so mean to us. She's a dirty gunch!"

A slang term for ejaculatory fluids, particularly sperm.

"What are you having for lunch?"
"Did you just say gunch?"
"Dude, gross."

To strike, or be stuck in the testicals.

When Timmy piched the baseball at Fred, Fred swung too high and was gunched.

The worst of the worst. The lowest of the low. Absolute scum. Can be replaced with the phrase "Gunch Muncher".

"You're literal gunch, man."
"Shut up, you gunch muncher."

A penis that is incredibly long, yet very very thin.

Wow, that lad has a proper gunch on him.

1. A gazillion bunches.

2. A lot
3. A large amount of something.

1. Thank you gunches.
2. I love you gunches.
3. I have gunches of bunny rabbits.