A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you get so drunk you end up in jail.
I got so slammered last night, good thing I could post bail.
Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered" aka. really really drunk
Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.
Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.
Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.
A desperate attempt for someone to slam ones laptop down trying to hide the fact that they are watching porn when ones mother comes into the room
Brian tried to use The Slammer on his laptop as his mum had just walking into the room and saw that he was on RedTube