A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.
The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.
a.k.a Dick Devil, Penis Pirate, or Genital Gangster. Basically any one who craves the male genitalia.
Wow She is the biggest privates investigator i've ever seen
Code for looking up shit that you really shouldn't be looking at.
John: What are you doing online at 3 in the morning? Seth: Uhh.... Investigative Journalism. John: Christ, what was it this time?
The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.
In Special Investigation Branch office: SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else" Perp: "I didn't do it" SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you" Perp: "L8rs"
What two guys say to each other,that like one another.
"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."
Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!
Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds
With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.