A fork of Rural Dictionary
A day where dumb boys are created. If you where born on this day you will have no friends and if you’re name begins with a W you also suck
Will: hey it’s my birthday ( January 22 )
Friend: you’re not my friend any more!
Will: why? :(
Friend: because it’s you’re b-day today.
Will: oh :(
When the world's biggest accident was born: me.
Man, I wish January 22, 2007 didn't happen.
Why?
Bc that was the day the SHE was born
oh, ew
Well today's the day you fall off a building listening to music, or just listen to music to express your feelings
1:Hey today's January 22 national listen to music day!
2:And?
1:That's means to listen to my music today a haha!!
Horny people are born on this day
What day are you born in?
22 january.
Oh thats why you're so horny
International 'Friends with Benefits' day
22 January
Friend No. 1: damn..., January 22nd is tomorrow
Friend No. 2 : U know what that means... ;)
"Bob looked at the calendar, and saw it said 22 January"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"