A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to refer to the rectal and anal condition of inflammation, chaffing, moisture, and subsequent great red spot, similar to that geographically found on the planet of Jupiter.
After mowing the lawn in late August wearing a tight pair of Wrangler's, Paul developed a serious Jupiter.
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(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.
Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.
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A drinking game played while watching the Starz TV Series, "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Each time the word "cock" is spoken, everybody must drink a shot.
As a kicker, when the words, "Jupiter's Cock", is spoken, everybody must do a double shot.
Spartacus has a lot of cock talk.....so, by Jupiter's Cock, you're guaranteed to be hammered!