Country Dictionary

To do laps is to fuck up in the most fucked up way

You’re doing laps bro (you’re fucking up bro)

Describes the state of mind when high or stoned;
the feeling you get when you are high, where it feels like you are repeating things. Originating in Eastern Missouri and is still a rare word to hear.

11:14:50)I was lapping last night, and now I don't even know what I did last night, do you remember...

11:15:10)I was lapping last night, and now....dude did I just say this??

L.A.P. - look at porn

person 1 - yo whats up ???
person 2 - nottin much yo jus lap'in
person 1 - what a G!!!!

person 1 - yo when was the last time u lap
person 2 - last night ( hahahaha)
person 1 - hahahaha, same

L.A.P means "Lesbian and proud!"

That gals a LAP!...........

To sit on another person's lap during a car ride, boat ride, plane ride, etc.

I had to lap it in Jimmy's car all the way from California to Texas.

long ass pussy

ya know those big bitches who look like they have to have a pussy that goes from belly button to asshole

When you are reading a manga/manhwa or watching an anime and something cute or hot happens, then you need to get away from ur phone/pc for a bit to process what just happened, so u run laps (probably around ur house)

"Did u saw that kiss from banana fish ?"
"Yeah that shit got me running laps around my house 🏃🏽 ♂️💨"