A fork of Rural Dictionary
In the UK mooching means going for a walk (usually looking for somewhere to eat) often while drunk and/or stoned.
In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.
(Two guys drunk in a tent in England)
John: "Where's Dave gone?"
Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago"
(Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America)
John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car"
Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"
Engaging in a short-term romantic encounter lasting under 10 days. Originates from the 10-day tenure of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci as White House communications director.
"So, are you guys getting pretty serious?"
"Nah, we're just mooching."
1# Someone who leeches off other people.
2# Round here some people say 'mooch' instead of 'walk'.
1#
Dave: Give me some food you tosser, i'm hungry!
Mike: Fuck off you fat greedy piece of shit.
2#
Susan: Fancy a mooch?
Dave: Wha? Mooch? Doesn't that mean kiss?
Tom: That's smooch you dumb fuck.
Unit of measurement to describe a length of 10 days. Based off of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's embarrassing 10 day stint as the White House Communications Director before being fired.
Can also be used in replace of "one to two weeks".
Ill be on vacation for a mooch, just email me.
Your order will be shipped in about a mooch.