A fork of Rural Dictionary
having large saggy wrinkly multicolored ears. sometimes they're so gnarly if you squint real hard it looks like and old dude's face
you're too old to be breastfed
An older person, typically at least over 40, who is resistant to change and often speaks ill of young people and their social habits, culture and technology.
"Remember how Pokemon once only existed as cards and Gameboy games, but then Pokemon Go! spread them worldwide all around us and convinced the olds that Pokemon caused car crashes and walking off cliffs?" -Alex Schmidt, Cracked