A fork of Rural Dictionary
Alternative to poof
Dave: I'm gonna stay at my grans tonight and watch soaps Bob: You pood!
Sand, typically found on a beach or near a large body of water, that ahs been subject to the effects of said water and is consiquently wet. Wet sand.
I got pood between my toes at the beach. This pood is warm. Look at the footprints in the pood.
Pood Gussy is an inocent way to say Good Pussy when in a group of people that you may not want to inform.
Me: she's perfect, she's got the tig ol bitties and that pood gussy.
When you shit so hard you end up passing out.
My wife called the ambulance because she found me on the floor of the bathroom but it was just a pood coma.
A mysterious creature thus which appearedeth in the film The Flying Pood. A pood is a runt-like being with a bearded human face, but the flying one has wings like a thus butterfly and feet like beans. All poods have a slight poot smell and are never really in danger but may seek you out to save them so that you may experience an adventure that thus may be needed.
"The Flying Pood! Where did he go?" "I feel like a pood after eating those beans."
1. verb. to fart under embarrassing conditions. 2. verb. to release a fart that has an incredible stench. (literally a false poop.)
Jennifer, thinking she was alone in the library, loudly faux-pood.