A fork of Rural Dictionary
both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.
noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.
Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?
There's going to be hella presents tonight.
How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.
Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.
1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.
2. Tripping on acid
Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.
When one projects an image of unbelievable dedication to their fucking job.
BH said to me "You must presentate an image of cock-sucking and faggotry in order to advance in this world!"
The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.
Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.
A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.
"He's got a chistmas present"
"lucky bastered"
same as present but it sounds cooler
i am going to presentate my pornography project today