A fork of Rural Dictionary
What the past left behind for us. The time we are living in right now is therefore a present from the past.
Person 1: Why is it called the present?
Person 2: Because everything we see is a present from the past
Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.
Andrew: Suck my dick
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!
both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.
noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.
Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?
There's going to be hella presents tonight.
How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.
Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.
1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.
2. Tripping on acid
Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.
The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.
Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.
A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.
"He's got a chistmas present"
"lucky bastered"