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When you fuck a girl with a condom on and finish without her knowing, Then go to eat her out as a distraction while you switch condoms under the bed and go back to fucking her without her knowing what transpired.
She thinks I have great stamina, but actually, I mastered the art of the stealthy nut
A "stealthy look" is when you look around the room in a suspicious way to make sure lots of people see you, then looking blatently at whatever you want to see. Atleast thats how the villans in films do it
Mr Generic Villan, took a "Stealthy Look" at the Documents.
a pickle that has far surpassed the realms of normal clairvoyance and has reached a state of altered mind. They are extremely hard to find, and kill more accutely than any other known vegetable in the world. Through out history only 2 stealthy pickles have been found and killed. The most infamous one resides as the current wingman on microsofts xbox live and plays as a wingman to the code 101 clan a term used to describe xbox live players who are overly skilled in getting kills without dieing a technique used in shooting games where the team sends one person to flank the other team while they cause a distraction
s4v4g3 b345t: holy crap, that dude has 20 kills and 3 deaths :O InvincibleBYU: man, thats a stealthy pickle on their team alright
When you're about to cum, twist the girl's nipples as hard as you can so she freaks out and screams and is distracted, oblivious to the fact that you're blowing inside her
The day before my two weeks notice was up was the same day my asshole boss gets back from Sweden; therefore, I pulled the stealthy nipple-ninja on his wife. That'll learn em'
The ultimate amount of being stealth or hiding from someone.
o shit it's will lets hide behind this tree
The selfie you take by accident when the camera is pointing the wrong way . The selfie your kid takes by accident when he's playing with your phone.
Wait a minute, s**t ! I've just taken a stealthie - ok sorry, here we go, one-two-three..... Smile! It took me half an hour to erase Jack's stealthies from my gallery.....