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Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.

Don’t bother me, I’m in front of the laptop Toobin it.

To masturbate at work, especially on a zoom call.

"I got fired because my boss caught me toobin at the team meeting."

The act of masturbating while on a video conference call; specifically when it is believed the camera is muted.

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.

surfin porn and rubbin one out during a remote work zoom call

Dude was toobin it while zoomin with co-workers

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.

Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.

To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.

Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!

A person who masturbates during a virtual meeting (e.g., zoom, webex, etc.)

Did you see that Jeff was Toobin during the call before? He didn't realize his webcam was on!