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The Wishbone

When a man and a woman are having rough sex and the man spreads the woman's legs so far apart that her pelvis breaks like a wishbone. Either way, the man is the winner.

My bitch was complaining about being on top so when we switched positions I gave her the wishbone and used my wish to get a better bitch.

by Nick Nathan April 04, 2008

Wishboning

When two men fight over the same girl a la the wishbone at Thanksgiving dinner. Whoever breaks off the bigger piece wins and the loser goes home, wishing he was the one boning her.

John and Steve were wishboning over Bethany last night.

by Elder Morgan February 22, 2012

Wishboner

Males fantasizing and wishing they could have sexual contact with another male or female resulting in a boner.

Dude, Alexis just walked by and I popped a major wishboner.

by XxRIFExX August 17, 2010

wishbones

A part of the anatomy of chickens and other fowls which, because of their singular presence in the body of those animals, and remarkable shape, were considered 'lucky' and one could hold one leg of the wishbone and another person hold the other and pull while making a wish. The person left with the bigger piece supposedly gets their wish fulfilled.

There was a novelty song in the 1940's with the line, beans have no wishbones, chiddi-buck-choo. It was very silly and that silliness caused me to remember it from my largely misspent childhood. Indeed, beans, not being animals, have no bones at all, let alone wishbones.

by FlesticleBoy August 19, 2019

Wishbone

When you tell a girl to make a wish and then spread her legs so wide apart they kind of tear apart.

Hi baby, make a wish.... *rip* WISHBONE!

by HangBus March 03, 2010

Wishbone

After fucking a girl in the ass, dropping a coin in her open asshole and making a wish.

Marcus wishboned Sally after railing her ass.

by Gdub1234567 July 29, 2008

Redneck wishbone

When there are only two beers left in a four or six pack, two people will each grab onto one, and pull them from the plastic ring they're attached to. The one that still has the plastic ring attached to their beer is granted a wish.

"Damn Joe, we only have 2 natty light tall boys left, but on the plus side we get to redneck wishbone with them!

by Cnj86 April 04, 2010