A fork of Rural Dictionary
When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.
Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared” Guy2: “damn man how big was it” Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo” Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”
When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.
Guy 1: Yeah he’s my brother Guy 2: in what way? Guy 1: We on the New York subway
when you'r looking pretty sub-missive and bread-able
Hey homie, yur're looking like you are working at subway tonight. Mind if I get that $5 foot long?
A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class. Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style. The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)