A fork of Rural Dictionary
The large sack underneath the kangaroo and taste great in hot dogs
"Hey dude i really feel like a kangaroo scrotum how about you"
"Yeah i'm having them tonight lmao öof
a desire to have a female friend (the kangaroo) who fills the role of a nurturer, or mother figure
typically comforting beta males and under
1: john always hangs out with melissa, and she seems to act protectively toward him, I wonder if he has a kangaroo complex, and likes the nurturing attention and security
Kangaroo Flipper (noun):
A highly questionable culinary adventure, where one daringly employs a cream-filled gas station doughnut (preferably from Kangaroo) as an unconventional partner in self-love. After achieving the “cream filling” on one side, the audacious gourmet flips it around and takes a bite from the other end, proving that some snacks are truly multipurpose. Definitely not FDA approved. Enjoy responsibly—or not.
"After a long night, Dave decided to treat himself to a Kangaroo Flipper, but now he's questioning his life choices and his taste in doughnuts."
Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.
To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.
Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.
From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.
That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.
He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
A romantic relationship two parties enter into for no other reason than to be in a relationship. A relationship without love or merit.
"I'm not surprised you found him on tinder considering his kangaroo courtship."
A derogatory term for a black stereotype that involves chicken
It’s always these KFC kangaroos, Jumpin’ and hopping all excited for that chicken.
A guy who gives Kangaroos hand jobs on the daily
DUDE! Isn’t jaedon such a handy kangaroo?