Country Dictionary

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smelly cobra attack

The ultimate reversal move for the fudgy badger where the givers genitals are consumed by the recipiant. ending in a blood orgy

Ah man i got caught giving a fudgy badger to my neighbor and she hit me with the smelly cobra attack. dang! >.<

by wesly May 01, 2006

milking the cobra

jacking off, masturbating, wank, jerk off, jo

My girl gets what she wants after she is done milking the cobra.

by josh sab November 11, 2007

Montana Snow Cobra

A sexual act similar to a snowball.

Once a woman has taken a mans ejaculation into her mouth, while performing a blowjob, she holds the load in her mouth. She the. bites the mans penis and spits the ejaculation back into the mans face.

Noooobody wants to tangle with a Montana Snow Cobra!

by Beef babe April 16, 2020

Alabama King Cobra

A male's genital that is so immensely powerful, it is capable of leaving the male's body and turning into its own species. Thoroughly enjoys deep throating by sliding so far up a woman's anus it reaches lower esophagus.

Tom: i'm feeling rather down, my penis became an alabama king cobra and stool my girlfriend last week.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.

by the stickiest August 21, 2017

Sun-Cobra

Ub3r sex toy, or ub3r m3at shield.

Wow Sun-Cobra died for me agian!

by God. May 29, 2004

King Cobra Jfs

When you mess something up so bad, especially while under the influence that it turns out regarded.

Last night Josh cooked some tamales with a red wine base, the grease curdled it so bad; i think he King Cobra Jfs'd it.

by The great Grease Wizard February 14, 2023

Snakes, Pythons, Cobra's

Low Profile Tires with aggressive racing treads( they look like the scales on the back of a snake)

Did you see those snakes on those rims?

by Michael Quaye July 12, 2003