A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a machine or device violently explodes unexpectedly, it creates a huge toxic plume of smoke, chemicals, and shrapnel.
OMG, Jerry... did you see that Elon's Starship rocket just exploded and made a big ol massive Failure Fart?
Damn, that mixed kebab last night was really good. I nearly did a cascade failure.
when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...
you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.
Mom: shit, its exam season again! Instead of watching my son failuring, I'll just disown him.
I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck
I’m going to be a failure.