Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

milk White

Alexis' legs

"Have you seen how milk white alexis' legs are?"

by Captain Randomness343 February 24, 2019

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly January 31, 2018

Milk Eyes

A man who has eyes for boobs

Guy: that guy seems like he has some serious milk eyes
Guy2: yeah I mean look where he’s looking on Sarah!

by marythefuckingtwat February 27, 2021

Titty Milk Fountain

While the female is lactating (has breast milk) and being in the reverse cowgirl position (Your partner lies on their back; you straddle them, facing their feet) for the best outcome, your partner reaches around to the females titties and squeezes as the breast milk comes shooting out ultimately squirting all over the mating couple.

There is such a rare sexual position that can only be had during pregnancy with a lactating woman.....this beautiful and rare treat is known as the titty milk fountain. Stay shirsty my friends ( in dos equis guy voice)

by November 23, 2020

Lemon Milk

A mythological drink where in the concoction contains both milk and lemon juice without curdling.

Why yes I do enjoy Lemon Milk. How could you tell?

by Lizband September 06, 2023

Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.

Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*

by Zipdox January 17, 2024