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the sexiest dad’s birthday

“woah did you hear it’s october 16th!? it’s you dads birthday!”

On OCTOBER 16TH is the day you have to squeeze a boys bum/booty, have fun;)...

Hayley: hey it’s OCTOBER 16TH!
Jed: what does that mean?
Hayley: I get to squeeze your bum😊

Vinnie Lucia's Birthday!!! Happy Birthday Hottie

its October 16th, aka Vinnies bday

National dick pic/vid day

“It’s October 16th today” “This is a joke”

people born on October u are bad at everything. ur a bitch. a hoe. ur scared, womp womp

person 1:hey man when is ur birthday?
person 2: October 16th why?
ur a bitch ngl

Rafaela’s birthday. A fucking hoe celebrating her day.

“It’s October 16th!“
“The birthday of that hoe?”
“Yes! Send congrats to Rafaela!!”

October 16th is a day a girl can't refuse to send nudes

Him: Lemme get them nudes.
Her: Why?
Him: Its October 16th.
Her: Oh ok!