A fork of Rural Dictionary
A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit
Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “
To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.
Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
When you cum inside a person over the age of 65
I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie
When the man cums in her mouth to avoid a pregnancy, and the woman spits the cum into her own vagina in order to impregnate herself.
Janet is so desperate to have a child, she even went for the Alaskan Snowball Creampie.
When a woman carrying semen inside her vagina from a recent creampie has intercourse with another men and his penis gets covered in that semen.
I ain't having an orgie with my homies. I hate to get reverse creampied by the hoe who fucked my brother.
when a girl shits as you creampie here
girl: I think I'm gonna shit
guy: CADBURY CREAMPIE!
Spending five nights of continuous rough gay anal sex in the ass by force
Scott: Man, Noah gave me a fazbear creampie this week