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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 09, 2021

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 01, 2021

I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

A sarcastic way of saying: yes I did but sarcasm funny

1: did you steal my muffins
2: *while holding muffins* NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

by Sarcastic_mummy June 12, 2022

our mayors would

the meaning is like “I may as well ~blah balh~” , but we would do things as our mayors would cause our mayors are important people!

our mayors would buy a TV while it is discounted

by amigojapan2 May 13, 2015

i would tag u in a maggu

"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.

Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."

by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ April 26, 2020

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023