A fork of Rural Dictionary
National treat your shortest friend day
girl 1: it’s november 27th girl 2: can’t wait to treat fleur she’s the shortest friend i have!
It is a time where we all gather around to the great "smol tradition" where we throw the smallest person you can find, and throw them to china.
Gee, you look like a good target for tommorow, November 27th.
November 27th, national buy your Cousin Mc. Donald’s chicken nuggets 10 piece this holiday is in honer of Zachary Mazer’s birthday
Guys it November 27th I have to go buy my cousin chicken nuggets
Ain’t no one give a fuck about your birthday
You: “Guess what day it is?” Everyone: “Dude fuck off. No one cares that November 27 is your birthday.”
Ask your crush out day! It even better if it’s your birthday🥳 SHOOT YOUR SHOT!
*talking to your crush* Girl(the crush) “hi” Boy “heyyy” Girl “hi” Boy “I have a question” Girl “what?” Boy “it’s November 27th and I really like you so....will you go out with me” Girl “yess of course!”
November 27th is the day of the fist. If you have a girlfriend give her a nice fisting If you don't have a girlfriend but you have friends then give them a fistbump And if you are lonely give a Fistbump to your only and best friend: yourself.
Guy:"Hey today is November 27th" Girl:"Please not!"
November 27 is Gay Parent day. Make sure you say nice and give any gay parents a thumbs up.
Hey man it’s November 27 make sure you congratulate any gay parents you see.