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1 a.m. explanation

When you go to someone's house and demand restitution for how they wronged you.

If somebody crosses you, you gonna go to them for a 1 a.m. explanation.

by kris10haley December 05, 2016

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 19, 2010

3 a.m. Wake Up Call

When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.

You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.

by Eaton Holgoode November 17, 2015

3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning

At 3 am if you say "summon rapper lil pump" at three a.m. your phone will go off and say lil pump. it only stays up for a few seconds after answering and hanging up will waste his time and he will never call again.do not attemp to text or something really bad will happen.

hey dude don't do the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning or you will die

by John f Deliberate March 10, 2019

a.m. crunchwrap

Eat out your Mexican girlfriend before noon.

Just woke up, gonna give my Latin girlfriend an a.m. crunchwrap. Then off to Taco Bell for lunch.

by tb1034 June 25, 2014

Sex A.M.

When someone wants to have sex at SIX A.M.!

Jake Mackey: "I have to wake up at SEX A.M. tomorrow..."

Us: WOW! SEX! A.M.!

by crackir January 26, 2024

4:20 A.M.

4:20 am is a movement promoting "getting healthy, not high" by using cannabis seeds and fibers for health benefits instead of psychoactive effects.

Tyson: Jackie, 4:20 A.M. is all about getting healthy, not high! As you enjoy this high-protein hemp seed bar, did you know that hemp seeds have the highest protein content per 100 grams of any seed, with 31 grams of protein? Only pumpkin seeds come close, with 30 grams!

by Virginia Cannabis Lawyers December 16, 2024