A fork of Rural Dictionary
A blood type that can take blood from all types, but can only give blood to it's type.
1-Did you know Kanye West's blood type was AB+? 2-Just like his personality.
Acronym for "Angry Butt Sex".
Usually involves of a wrench, a pillow, an insulin needle, and a pissed off Bi-Polar Drunkard, known as Shannon O'Houlihan. Person 1: how the hell is that drunkard chasing the kid with an insulin needle? Person 2: Thats Shannon, i bet that poor kid stole Shannon's favorite wrench and pillow again... poor poor soul... Person 3: EVERYONE SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! It's a Shannon O'Houlihan!!! he will have ABS with everyone!!! arrrrgggghhh That was some serious ABS we had last night, I haven't worked up a sweat like that since I was a teenager
Awkward But Entertaining (ABE) - when someone or something is simultaneously extremely awkward and embarrassingly entertaining.
Customer - "I'm looking to buy a bottle of your nougaretto" Salesman - "Careful, that's an aphrodisiac" *winks* Customer - "It's actually for my mum" Salesman - "Well I'm sure she'll have a great time" Customer - *goes red* "well this is awkward!" Salesman - "i'll wrap it in some fishnet stockings for you" Customer - "oh god" Customer's girlfriend - *laughing* "this is so frikin ABE!" Boyfriend and girlfriend painting a wall Boyfriend - "it's funny how our painting styles reflect our personalities" Girlfriend - "how so?" Boyfriend - "well you like to make small and accurate strokes, you're a perfectionist" Girlfriend - "ok, so what about you?" Boyfriend - "I like to just lather it on thick, and wait for you to clean it up" Girlfriend - "oh my, how ABE!" *puts palm to head like a damsel in distress* *laughter* *porno ensues....*
An extremely unattractive snaggletoothed virgin female with full-on Abe Lincoln facial hair (stache, beard, sideburns)
OMG did you see that chick?? She is totally an Abe!
Acronym for "Awkward Boner Syndrome"
I was at work the other day giving a presentation, when ABS struck!