Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

Fresh coating

When your gurl brushes her teeth with minty fresh toothpaste then proceeds to give a blowjob.
By Christian G.

I received a fresh coating yesterday and I still smell the good ol' crest today.

by Mintchris January 02, 2019

coat the bowl

Explosive diarhea usually combined with powerful farts that result in a shit-splattered toilet bowl.

I didn't want to, but I had the shits so bad I knew it was unavoidable to coat the bowl.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

Sugar coat

to make something sound better than it really is.

Jan sugar coated the fact that she was sleeping with Peter's best friend.

by TRUEMicah October 27, 2009

throat coat

A male ejaculating during a "deep throat" oral sexual experience.

She gave me a blow job and when I came, she got a throat coat.

by MrFreeman88 March 03, 2004

Sport Coat

(Also Sport's Coat)

A guy who is screwing your girl while you are away, especially in prison. See "Jody"

Your girl comes to see you on the weekend, but Sport Coat is fucking her during the week.

by Rony Rone December 10, 2009