A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are having sex with a girl doggie style while in the Captain Morgans pose with one foot up, you find a Captain Morgans bottle and shove it in her ass.
o man, last night me and my girlfriend got so hammered off Captain Morgans i had to pull the captain on her...
(Australian Slang)- Captain Cook ; To take a look.
To look at, or to point ones attention to
Take a captain at the set on her
v.t.; to appropriate unabashedly and often imperiously something not belong to oneself, usu. not of great value; to steal shamelessly
I put my coat on the back of that chair to reserve it, but Bob just came over and captained my seat!
verb: to love with all of your heart and thus change
Tommy captained the Captain all day every day. Then, he kissed her through the phone.