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crockpot special

(n) When a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina.

Vincent: "Your mom makes the best crockpot special ever!" Jamie: "What's a crockpot special?" Vincent: "It's when a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina." Jamie: "Oh. Vincent please don't do that with my mom again."

by jamarcotton February 24, 2009

Mississippi Crockpot

Farting in your girls face as shes giving you a blowjob.

Bro I gave my girl a Mississippi Crockpot this weekend, she was pissed.

by Shanker1012 April 17, 2016

Georgia crockpot

When you ejaculate in a toilet already filled with shit. Then you urinate in it to mix it up.

Man I sure can't wait to cum in the toilet and make a Georgia crockpot at the winder wal-mart !

by Frostyfries March 04, 2023

chili in the crockpot

When you have to go to the bathroom, poop, or take a dump.

"Is the bathroom free? I've got chili in the crockpot."

by Matt the Crapper January 04, 2014

Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours (perhaps causing abdominal pain), preparing to serve up a buttload of stinking floaters (perhaps interspersed with blood, or stained dark by blood).

Craig: I haven't pooped in a while, Anne. What's going on? Anne: Pre-cancerous polyps might be cooking in the Colon Crockpot. If you're lucky, it's still soon enough to get them removed during a colonoscopy before they turn cancerous.

by Metastases April 19, 2016

living crockpot

When you and your homeboys ejaculate inside of your girls mouth and let it simmer for a while than eat it out of her mouth.

Bro, remember when we turned Chelsea into a living crockpot? That was Sick!

by Mr.KKKrabs December 20, 2016

portugues crockpot

A Portugues crockpot is very similar to the Dutch Oven. However, after pulling the blanket or bed clothing over your partners head, instead of farting you take a shit.

He gave here a Portugues crockpot I stead of the Dutch oven.

by TattooedMachine May 14, 2015