A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of jizzing in someone's face, usual in the ocular region, to the extent that they squint for days afterwards.
What's with Sarah's eyes? Oh, I gave that slut the Emperor Mao last night.
When your girl is jerking you off and you nut in her hand and she slowly moves her hand away from your dick creating a lightning look with your nut.
Dude my girl pulled an emperor palpatine last night.
a philidelphia based rapper, "Some cats might say Jay-Z or Last Emperor" - Mos Def on the greatest emcee of all time. Absolutely legendary, no doubt about it, spits life as he see's it, doesn't talk bullshit about guns and violence. Made the legendary song Secret Wars Part 1. Check it out. iC NB: also a great film by Bernardo Bertolucci.
Last emp, vocabulary dropper, my rap book, magic like harry potter rough rider much like a physichan, im kickin magic spells and put the females in position and when they ask you what my rapping is under tell em to use words like magic and wonder tell em to use words like passion and hunger tell em i got an album that'll crack for the summer and when it hits, the pitch at a certain rate gotta admit i dont spit i regurgitate over beats that'll increase the verbal murder rate beats that'll make you dislocate your vertebrae the ground shakes when i hear the drum hear i come tell em where im from I'm from west philidelphia, translevania body slamming rappers like wrestlemania rockin ya stadium im out on tour turn it out when the emp is in the house i roar down at the record store who they checkin for y'all better hit the floor all hail the emperor
A person who performs "special tasks" for Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire. Mara Jade was a known Hand.
"Palpatine is an unmarried man, right?" "Yeah, I'd hate to be one of the Emperor's Hands on a lonely night."
A divine godly being with the power to do anything. A former member of the Celestial Council. Hashem (The One Without a Name) (God)
Pray, He will respond. The Omnipotent Emperor will save you.
someone who is so over the top that using the work drama king or queen is not sufficient to describe their attitude
lilly..omg did you see how mike reacted..i thought that he was just a drama king turns out he was a drama emperor
Usually someone who has proven himself above all over candidates (meme obsessed people Who claim to be meme lord) The opposite would be someone who needs context from behind the meme or is extremely cringy as there is a line and if to satirical the subject can seem like a roblixian if the mixture of satire and humour is mixed it can only equal the true one, the meme born, who if is true dedicates himself to memes and does the sort of stuff I’m doing now to promote himself to as redbone would put it “show you what I got.” also the emperor of memes has to live a solitary life as most popular chicks consider him below them and call him weird when he is actually above them, because of this he watches porn 2 times a day and is usually in his teens ( a 30 yr old man would be sad ) to prove himself he must be able to cite memes and sing only the dankest tunes. Also he’s normally got a high intellect and doesn’t surf on reddit as reddit is dead.
“You are jovahaskar the emperor of memes , the meme born destined to reunite the meme tribes” “Wow that meme was dank Mabye you are the emperor of memes” “Seriously stop trying to be the emperor of memes your just coming off as cringy” “I’m as horny as the emperor of memes” “Oh my god you’re so weird wtf do you call yourself the emperor of mee mees