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Bernardo

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities

Person 1: "Yo, who's this kid everyone freakin' loves?" Person 2: "Him? Yea, tht's Bernardo.."

by Dr.Awesome-O May 02, 2010

Bernardo

A strapping young man with a fantastic face, hair much better than Justin Biebers, brilliant with accents, charming, witty, and quite halarious!

This guy is great! What do you call him?! Oh him, He's a Bernardo!

by justsomepersononurban! May 30, 2011

Bernardo

He is an amazing human being. He is Brazilian and very smart. He’s not the best at math but that’s ok cause he’s very good at everything else. He’s not always the nicest but he is awesome. He isn’t perfect, but no one is. He will always be amazing and attractive.

Person 1: who’s that guy over there? Person 2: he’s Bernardo, my boyfriend

Bernardo

Bernardo is the most real Mexican friend you'll ever have. He is also fukken cute (no homo) and he's basically a fukken gangster

Bernardo you cute.

by bich niga July 10, 2018

Bernardo

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities that has a big dick under his pants , and a person that will show you a good time .

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities Person 1: "Yo, who's this kid everyone freakin' loves?" Person 2: "Him? Yea, tht's Bernardo.."

by Bernardo. January 03, 2017

Bernardo

Bernardo is an special type of Chad, they commonly inhabit spaces close to alcohol distribution centers hunting for their next prey. Bernardos have developed an special talent to lower their targets defenses consisting on improvised comedy upon their victims clothing style, work and academic background. one a Bernardo starts talking the prey is more or less doomed, if they are unlucky enough to belong to his desired age group, the possibility of leaving pregnant is sky high. never, never, never allow a Bernardo sleep in your home, your life without kids will come to an end

how the fuck did you get pregnant so fast? I went to the liquor store for some beer and this funny guy comes in and then I remember nothing. shit girl, you should check ID before start chatting, I bet you crossed a Bernardo

by JujitsuParrot November 23, 2021

Bernardo

guy who is too clever and can occasionaly fly. he is asian and pretends not to know you even though he actually does. he likes books .. a lot

me: hey bernardo! wasss up? bernardo: do i know u? me: yeh actaully bernardo: lol i was joking! *flys off*

by lexan October 26, 2008