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Cutest guy ever. EXTREMELY funny and loves memes. He is a EXTREMELEY dirty minded, but it works for him. He is also a hype beast and a vape king. Enrique’s are mostly shy, but once you know them well you WILL fall in love.
Dayum HES cute!
Ikr, he must be Enrique.
Like The Crawford, When someone puts their finger in a guys bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a mark of dookie on the guys face, leaving an Enrique Englasias-like mole on his face, lovingly placing a hair plucked from the anus onto the Enrique.
OMG Stacey, I totally gave Todd The Enrique this morning after I milked his prostate again.
Cute and hot but Simply, a heart breaker, doesn't know what being faithful means. dates a girl and all her friends. #1 fuckboy
?: look isnt enrique so cute
!: yea but hes such a fuckboy
A complete piece of shit that throws everyone who could be a potential challenge to his power under the bus, making them look bad and making himself look good. Constantly berates everyone around him and has a bad temper. Sometimes has pedophile-like tendencies. Also enjoys blumpkins that involve receiving a blowjob in a public bathroom. Somehow thinks he's attractive, yet dresses like a 12 year old fat kid that eats way too much pizza.
You are nothing, just a worthless Enrique.
Has sex with all the men in the house is soooo gay and like james dick