A fork of Rural Dictionary
freshman I'd like to fuck Back when I was a sophmore my friend was obsessed with the hot freshmen girls that were new at the school. I proudly adapted the name filf, coming off of the American Pie phase. To extend the story, this friend was caught taking pictures of these filfs in the cafeteria with a digital camera. The girls subsequently told their conselors and faced some awkward situations. He also hosted the FILF Poll which was the general consensus on who was the hottest freshman girl. (the winner's name was Theresa). For this, Theresa ends up im-ing my friend and having a huge awkward moral discussion. Anyway the whole saga was very entertaining.
Dude, look at that hot freshman, what a FILF.
Acronym for 'Furniture I'd like to fuck'
My filf is so greasy, I ought to be the one wearing the antimacassar.
firefighter id like to fuck
hey, start a fire so the filf will come