Country Dictionary

The sound made when clean fine linens, precisely folded, are dropped flat on the floor from about knee height.

I heard a flump and I knew without looking that the maid had brought clean sheets.

Sound occuring when a grenade is launched from an AR rifle.

See comic books.

See XIII on the X-Box

To fall. Another term for sex. Noise something makes.

Did yall flump? What the flump was that? That thing just flumped on the ground

To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.

I was flumping that Doris last night.
I was on the Gary getting flumped.

Sometimes known as stuffing rope, or stuffing the marshmallow, the art of flumping is one whereby a male consumes too much alcohol, resulting in his penis resembling that of a marshmallow. He then proceeds to try and fold and push it into the woman's vagina - unsuccessfully.

Eliot - hey man, where'd you go last night?
Stu - went back with that girl.
Eliot - sweet, good night?
Stu - yeah, ended up flumping for 3 hours.

used when decribing someone who looks like a flump. a small cute furry ball of fluff originating in the british television show "the flumps"

"You're such a flump"

When a dead body collides with the ground at a high velosity. When getting hit with an expliosive in a video game or movie, when the body hits the ground it is called a "flump"

Player 1: shoots rocket
Player 2: *blows up*
Player 1: Oh dude you just got flumped