A fork of Rural Dictionary
An amazing or awesome event or thing that happens. Most of the time flossy will be a word, no nouns no adjectives or pronouns, just a word. Can also be used to to describe an appearence of someone.
"oh, your looking flossy today"
a word describing someone that makes you horny.
ho brah, that chick is flossy!
a flossy is a turtle
When a flossy hatches, it must run to the water, avoiding crocodiles.
blonde girl that uses phrases such as 1. you are my mummeh 2. you are my sugar daddeh even though you are a womanthing! 3. GANGBANG 4. don't you just want to put it in a box and rape it 5. Steve he ish a marshmallow! 6. ORGY! 7. up the arse or what? Also really loves heavy metal music
"I watched queen of the damned with a Flossie last night! She was so random and thinks KoRn are great!" "Flossie said gangbang and that is what we did." "Flossie says steve he is a marshmallow!" "Flossie takes it up the arse." "Flossie's mummeh is Batman!"