Country Dictionary

gunch v. to gunch; sexual intercourse in the rear entry position, more specifically in the manner of a non-human animal.

I like to gunch that bitch right in her ass!

Usually refering to vagina. This word can be used as a direct replacement for cunt, bush, pussy, beaver, etc.

The impact of the word can increased with the use of assonance.

"I'm gunch for lunch or brunch."

"I made her gunch cum so much I could have made gunch punch"

1. A gazillion bunches.

2. A lot
3. A large amount of something.

1. Thank you gunches.
2. I love you gunches.
3. I have gunches of bunny rabbits.

The action of trying to flip one's canoe over during a water fight.

We're going to have a gunching competition.

He/she who bears such an uncanny resemblance to a douche bag in actions, words, and appearance that he/she has lost all value as a human.

That Carson Daly is one incredible chunder gunch.

A female (whether large OR small) that complains of being fat, while eating a candy bar.

Also, often drinks diet cola to compensate??

I am tired of listening to her complain, she's such a gunch hog, you know.

When someone backs out of previously made plans, especially because of attempts to thwart said plans by a gunch.

"Hey, did you and Jerome man slam that slut from the bar?"
"No, his girl called so he decided to gunch out...said he had to go to Antiques Roadshow or some bullshit. You can be the guy on the other side of the wall if you want."
"I'll bring the viking helmet."