A fork of Rural Dictionary
To fuck a beautiful girl from the island of Hawaii.
Damn that new girl from Hawaii is so hot, i wanna do the sideways hula with her
A dance you can do with your hands while sitting at a stop light.
When Teenage Dream came on I wanted to jump out of my seat, but because I was driving I had to settle for the hand hula.
When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.
Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?
you can stick that up your beef hula hoop chocolate starfish
When an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop.
Peter was disqualified from the Jewish Hula Hoop World Series (JHHWS) after testing positive for Viagra.
A hand-hula-hoop is a one handed gesture, in which you join the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, thus creating a circle. (hoop)
Also used as an 'OK' signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.
The Game:
If you are able to coax a player - without moving you hand directly into their line of sight - to look directly at you 'hoop', they are a 'dick'. (See penis)
If they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the 'hooper' is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat ASAP. (See loser)
Victors of this game are often called Weidner , which is confusing as this is also a term for a cumbersome pilot. see pilot paddy)
Hooper - 'Dude, seen that?'
<player directs friend visions to his hip, next to which he is holding a fine and dandy hand hula hoop>
Victim - 'You dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.'