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A jif alert is when someone pronounces the file extension of ".gif" with a soft g or "J" sound as in "jiffy" and someone subsequently calls them on it. Technically, "jif" and "gif" are both correct, but only tech-geeks and nerds use the former pronunciation, while 95% of the population uses the latter. Also, the G in .gif stands for "graphics" which has a hard G, therefore .gif shall be pronounced with a hard G unless you just want to be a snob about it.
Guy 1: "Hey guys, did you see these awesome jif's on the chive?" Guy 2: "Jif alert! It is pronounced Gif, man." Guy 1: "No it is not, according to the inventors of the format in 1987 who..." Guy 3: "Don't be a toolbox!"
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"A mentally unstable person who could really use the help"Jif
"You are being such a Jifru (Jif) today. You alright?"
The sexual, and sensational, act of stuffing Jif peanut butter into your partner's holes then having sex in said hole. After the male climax's in the Jiffy filled hole, the male then proceeds in sucking out semen infused Jif and either can eat it or share with his partner.
Person 1: "Dude, after Jiffing with Jessica, my mouth tasted like peanut butter for a whole day!" Person 2: "That's crazy that you two really Jiffed together. I really want to find someone willing to do some Jiffing."