A fork of Rural Dictionary
Covering one's penis with peanut butter prior to penetration.
Yea, we wanted to mix things up a bit last night so I Jiffed inside her.
idiot in UK like slang a dumb person
"shut up you jif" or "ricky your such a jif"
1: A brand of peanut butter 2: mistakenly said for GIF
1: I use JIF peanut butter to put on my PB&J. 2: Only idiots say "JIF" for GIF.
Jiffing is a sexual act regarding furries. They smother peanut butter on their genitals of there fur suit and lick it off.
Person 1: Hey I just got a thing of peanut butter Person 2: Jiffing time!!
The act of dressing oneself and an accomplice in furry animal costumes and having them piss, shit & come on you. The soiled party is known as the "jiffee"; the soiler as the "jiffer".
As seen in "Stars Wars: The Return of the Jedi": C-3PO - "They seem to regard me as some sort of...god. It'd be alright if I could only stop them jiffing all the time, look there they all go again!"
A nickname for a girl who isn't hesitant to have sex with anyone. Easy to spread, like peanut butter. Synonymous with: slut; whore
I heard Jif is coming to this party, you guys got condoms?