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a state of ultimate laziness forcing you to waste the day away by doing nothing...at all.

I'm so loafed today, I only left my couch twice, once to get a snack and twice to shit.

The act of taking a shit on someone, or in someone's personal belongings such as: Hats, Shoes, Computer Case, Backpack, Stoma, etc.

Hey dude... you wanna go Loafing tonight?

Standing around asking someone for their things(usually food)

Man#1 give me some chips please
Man#2 Bui, stop loafing dawg. Go get your own stuff

Verb: To Loaf-- Colloquial form of language expressing the observation of someone else’s or one’s own flatulence and or incontinence. The release of gaseous fecal odors.

Noun: Loaf-- Gaseous Fecal Odor

Adjective: Loafy-- Smelling like gaseous fecal odor

Position of entitlement: Dr. Loafenstein, The Loafman

Verb:
1. My Mom loafed in the kitchen and I lost my appetite.
2. Oh shit!! Jack loafed on my dinner.
3. Oh No… August loafed on his date.
4. Wow, I ate all that spaghetti and have been baking loaf all night.
5. It smelt terrible, she loafed in the shower!!!!

Noun:
1. Aww sick, did you smell that loaf?
2. Who’s making hot loaf?
3. Hey honey are you making hot loaf again?

Adjective:
1. She smelt really loafy after all of that hibachi.
2. I was feeling very loafy so I had to sleep in the bathroom.

Position of entitlement:
1. Damn Dr. Loafenstein, what did you eat?
2. They call me the Loafman.
3. Some call me the Loafman Jr.
4. Loafin like my Daddy.

A useless, overweight person.

Billy's ex-girlfriend, herself a loaf, married another loaf.

To get wasted. Short for the term "meatloafed."

We're gettin loafed tonight

Large amounts of money in your pocket/wallet.

Graham: Aye, you got any spare change?

Nick: Sorry, I only got loafs.