A fork of Rural Dictionary
A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.
Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.
My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.
A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.
*awkward silence*
Person 1: merp
Person 2: Dude.. Stop being a mangina derp.
A noise that fat people make once in a while or while they are eating.
Average Sized Guy: Hey dude, can you pass the mashed potatoes?
Fat Guy: *Chewing* Ah'em! Merp! No.
A name given to people who are extremely energetic and also randy: A Massivley Energetic Randy Person!
Girlfriend's Friend: Why's your boyfriend running around the garden with a boner?
Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP
Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see
Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.
1. what rebel baby dinos say instead of rawr
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud
1. average baby dino: rawr
rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp
2. hen: cheep.
chick: merp?
hen: cheep!
chick: merp!
hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!
chick: merp?
hen: *facepalm*
3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?
person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?
person 1: ...