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Nort

(British)

1.

0, Zero, Nothing, Nort.

2.

The sphincter, which resembles a '0'.

3.

(Perjorative/Slur)
A dislikable idiot. Comparative to an arsehole, only more foolish and less self-aware.

1. 'I came all this way for nort'
2. "Ouch, that hit me right in the nort"
3. "Trump suggested injecting disinfectant to cure Coronavirus. He's such a nort"

by Hiccupotamus April 24, 2020

nort

asian pedophile

dude i think i just saw a nort down the street.

by jacobjacob December 08, 2010

norts

tity hardons

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Nort

An absolute idiot of a human being, cannot do anything right

Nick is a real nort, did hear his new song?? Total nort work

by Yomamayuh June 05, 2019

Nort

The feeling of feeling nothing.

"Its not that I'm sad... I'm nort"

by ThePerm51 July 25, 2017

Norted

Accidentally catching food that fell out of a person's mouth or ass

Bro she just got norted

by SSulk June 26, 2018

nit nort

A silly person or a person doing something really stupid. This is a cleaner choice word or slang term than jerk, retard, retarded, or asshole. Not to be confused with nigger or nigga, which no one on earth should ever use.

Only a nit nort would drive and watch tv or text at the same time.

Janet got drunk the night before her final exam for college.
What a nit nort.

by DJ JET November 02, 2009